The Good Book
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Let us hope that nobody in your home or office is interested in religious-looking books. Why? Because this particularly ingenious hardback features a clever cut-out section containing a quality 4oz stainless steel hip flask.
Booze is the food of gods!
You can then put your Good Book on the nearest shelf, or slip it in your office drawer, safe in the knowledge would-be thieves (or angelic colleagues) won't bother flicking through your cunningly disguised reading matter when searching for the source of your dubious-smelling breath.
The Good Book is also great for transporting your booze without raising suspicion. Because lets face it, hiding a hip flask in your holster or cowboy boots is simply not appropriate in this day and age. Unless of course you're a maverick cop or a rootin' tootin' cowboy. (In which case, shouldn't you be busy handing over your gun and badge or saddling up?).
Wine maketh merry
This particular Good Book is unlikely to deliver you from evil, and it's sure to lead you into temptation. So what are you waiting for? Hurry up and get ordering!
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Please Note:
- Please drink responsibly.
- Hip flask made from stainless steel.
Dimensions:
- 4" (W) x 5¾" (H) x 1¼" (D)
- Flask holds 40oz
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What a brilliant idea!!
Reminds me of this story from years ago when I was a kid!
My families parish priest was travelling across the border by car with his trunk loaded with bootleg whisky, wearing his full priest gear, black gown and white collar. He was stopped and asked what he was carrying, he politely replied "officer, I have a trunk full of bootleg whisky back there" with his best parish priest, butter wouldn't melt, look. The border guard, waved him through without a second look. The moral of the story? Religious stereotypes are the perfect disguise for whisky smuggling (and that Catholic priests are also partial to a drop of the hard stuff). Anyway the priest who told me this story as a child would have loved the good book.
Jamie, London - Oct '06 |
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